fuck you easter bunny...

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/09/leaving_and_heron_eats_rabbit.php#more

REAAALY COOL STUFF TODAY!

BAD ASS LEGO CREATIONS!
http://www.playlandstation.com/awesome-lego-monsters-and-aliens-sculptures#top

MOST VIOLENT INSECT DEATHS...AND NO NONE ARE BY HUMANS! ALL INSECT VERSUS INSECT/FROG!!!
http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Violent-Death-in-the-Insect-World-Stunning-Photography.215219

MORE INTERESTING ARTICLES....

TWO HEADED BABY...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1049626/Two-headed-baby-dies-family-took-home-poor-hospital.html

ROTTWEILER BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF PITBULL TO SAVE KID....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7584063.stm

MORE INTERESTING ARTICLES....

Very Cool....

ALBINO WHALE SHARK FOUND....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1049351/Pictured-A-majestic-rare-albino-whale-shark-graces-ocean.html


CATS WITH "WINGS"....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1049610/Ready-Tiddles-Meet-cats-sprouted-wings.html

STUFF

COLOSSAL SQUID NOT MEAN, BUT STILL FUCKING HUGE
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080821/ts_afp/nzealandscienceanimalsquid;_ylt=Ard9RcJvJooQ9yyxvX8QA.APLBIF

BIG JEW FISH
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26334112/

Marc Van Roosmalen is one of my heros....

The guy has been in the Amazon for like 20 years or some shit and he keeps finding new species, go to the link to find out more about this guy.



http://www.cryptomundo.com/breaking-news/roosmalen08-ne/

KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE!!!!

MUTATED FISH SHOWS UP IN LOCAL TOWN.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2008/08/18/chip-fish.html

AND YES BIG FOOT IS STILL NOT REAL
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/08/080818-bigfoot-dna.html

GOOD NEWS FOR GORILLAS AND COOL SITE FOR BUGS

I for one am a huuuuuuge primate lover. I really hope this planet does become inhabitated by humanoid apes cause we can always use a baboon for president. Anways good news for gorillas, supposedly 125,000 more were discovered. 125,000??!??! thats alot we missed. After reading this article from National Geographic:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/08/080805-gorillas-congo.html

I read another article stating that this number may be grossly exaggerated. Apparently these scientists/conservationists that came up with these numbers did so y counting "gorilla nests"(if you didnt know gorillas make beds/nest to sleep in). However, some scientists believe that gorillas make NEW nest each time they sleep, which would indicate that the people that have counted these nest may have been doubling up their numbers. Dont get me wrong i want gorillas everywhere, fuck i think we need some in chicago!!!! But this number they have come up with may come down in the weeks to come.


A COOL SITE TO HELP YOU IDENTIFY STRANGE BUGS.
http://images.whatsthatbug.com/

FUCK STOOPID PEOPLE

IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THESE ARE IMAGES OF A NEW CRYPTID OR ITS A TURTLE WITHOUT ITS SHELL IM COMMING TO YOU HOUSE AND PUNCHING YOU SQUARE IN THE FUCKING THROAT.

HERE ARE MORE PICTURES OF "THE BEAST" THAT WASHED ASHORE AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ITS SOME SOT OF DOG, POSSIBLY A TERRIER/PITBULL...

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/mm-newpic/


ALSO WORLD SMALLEST SNAKE DISCOVERED AND MAYBE A NEW DOLPHIN SPECIES, BUT I M NOT POSTINGLINKS CUASE THE ANIMALS ARE GAY LOOKING AND WILL BE EXTINCT IN 5 YEARS ANYWAYS...


ENJOY.

DEEP SEA ANGLER CAUGHT....

THE TRANSFORMER OWL




POP GOES THE WEASEL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035192/Pop-goes-weasel-swallowed-hungry-eagle-owl.html

THE MOST EXPENSIVE "PETS" YOU CHOULD OWN, NOTICE I PUT PETS IN QUOTES AS MOST OF THESE ANIMALS WOULD BE TERRIBLE PETS.
http://www.petsbest.com/mostexpensivepets.aspx

DAMN WE WERE ALMOST SHORT ONE LESS FUCKING BRAT...
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24106877-23109,00.html

RODAN, FRANKENSTIEN AND STONED FISH....

CANT WAIT FOR THIS DVD!!!
http://www.scifijapan.com/articles/2008/07/29/rodan-and-war-of-the-gargantuas-cover-art-and-dvd-specs/




FOSSIL FOUND IN SOME DUDES GARDEN
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/07/080729-fossil-fish.html

MORE COOOOOOL SHIT!!!

OCTO-OCTO-OCTO-OCTO-PUS
http://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/07/monster-octopi-with-scores-of-extra-tentacles/

MONKEY PIG IS BORN!!!!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html

MORE NEW ANIMALES

UNKNOWN INSECTS FOUND IN AMBER
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080724/sc_afp/spaingeologyhistoryscience

ULTRASONIC FROG
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/07/080725-ultrasonic-frog.html

MORE COOL VIDEOS....

THE FISH WITH LEGS


I WANT A KOMODO DRAGON, WATCH THIS ONE SWALLOW A PIG....WHOLE.


COOL JAPANESE SEA CREATURES


UNDERWATER CAMOUFLAGE....CHCECK OUT THE MIMIC OCTOPUS (ONE OF MY FAV CEPHALOPODS)

Sorry havent posted in awhile....

Some interesting news a new metal head and kaiju freak will be coming into this world in 9 months mrs. Nev is pregnant. So please hug your loved ones, the apocalypse grows near. and now here are these....


SELF DECAPITATION WITH CHAINSAW...AWESOME.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

MARINE WORMS JAWS...INNNNNN SPPPPPAAAACCEEEEEE!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/07/080714094254.htm

ALIEN ROCK?? OR BORED ASS REDNECK? YOU DECIDE.
http://www.roswell-record.com/print.asp?SectionID=49&SubSectionID=112&ArticleID=29836

APPARENTLY THIS KOALA IS MADE OF STEEL.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7507127.stm

ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS BUG IS, PLEASE CALL THE MUESUM THAT FOUND IT.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7506355.stm

Have a good Holiday...

COOL NEW KAIJU MOVIE COMING SOON!!
http://www.scifijapan.com/articles/2008/06/29/g-new-independent-kaiju-film-from-japan/

THIS GUY IS A PIECE OF SHIT..OK I LOVE SEA FOOD AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT WHEN YOU FIND A CRAB THIS SIZE IT SHOULD BE BRED WITH OTHER LARGER CRABS SO WE CAN CREATE A GIANT RACE OF SUPER MAN EATING CRABS....WE WERE SO CLOSE.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1031057/Pictured-Monster-crab-claws-size-mans-hand-captured-British-coast.html?Paris

SLoooooowwww wwweeeekkk....

NEW CRAWFISH DISCOVERED HERE IN ILLINOIS!
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/c-polychromatus/


MORE CALAMARI AND LOBSTER FOR ALL...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/06/080630-lobsters-warming.html

4 MONTHS TO LIVE SUCKS FOR THE CHAMELEONS.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/06/080630-chameleon-year.html

DONT FORGET ABOUT G-FEST THIS WEEKEND!!
www.g-fan.com

RIP great comedian.....

7 dirty words....
http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/06/62841/index.html

MEH...KIND OF SLOW TODAY.....

HUMANS ARE MADE FROM ASTEROIDS.....?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/06/080618-meteor-earth.html

JELLYFISH WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD....AWESOME.
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iqoTahbkD5UY5UDGVU8JMoLodGCw

IF YOUR INTO BALL PYTHONS GO HERE!
http://www.newenglandreptile.com/nerd/index.php/ball-pythons/nerd-s-ball-python-collection.html

BACK FROM MICHIGAN, NOW HERES THIS,

CAATINGA WOODPECKER FOUND AFTER 80 YEARS, SEEKS TO CHANGE ITS NAME.
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/caatinga-wp/

WHAT A DODO BIRD WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE.
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/munn-dodo/

RIP STAN WINSTON.
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/winston-obit/

RARE LUNAR MOTH SPOTTED THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM HOME. SAUD TO HAVE USED MAPQUEST.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025668/Rare-Luna-moth-Devon-housewifes-doorstep--travelling-4-000-miles-North-American-home.html?ITO=1490

MAN-COW,FOR REAL.
http://www.hemmy.net/2008/06/12/alien-like-being-born-from-a-cow-in-thailand/

ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1026153/Gardener-dies-breathes-deadly-fungus-rotted-leaves-compost-heap.html

DICK HEAD...BACK?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece

THE MOST BADASS ANIMALS YOU'LL SEE ALL DAY!
http://www.sharenator.com/Worlds_strangest_looking_animals/


ENJOY!

BACK FROM MICHIGAN, NOW HERES THIS.

Will be gone for a few days...

have to go to michigan for a gay ass wedding, hope these will hold you till i get back.
cheers


A ark line on the sonar=nessie the lochness monster.
http://www.stv.tv/news/Sonar_scan_shows_possible_Nessie_sighti_080605181622257

First photos of rare Ocelot captured
http://www.kuenselonline.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=10552

"Unicorn" Deer found, i suddenly have a taste for venison.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080611/ap_on_fe_st/italy_unicorn

Reason 4,127 why i love Komodo Dragons.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/12/indonesia

GOOD MONDAY TO YOU ALL...

Interesting piece on long tail bobcats, with i can haz humanflesh pic.
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/long-tails-bc/

Cuttlfish choose prey early in life

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7435757.stm

130 New Vertebrates discovered recently!!! Some pics are shown here:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/sly-list/

Another one bites the dust....

the Carribean seal was recently declared extinct
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080608074828.htm

Snake+Hippo=awesome


GOBLIN SHARK!!!! If you've never seen one alive here is your chance!!


Two headed Arrowana



see you monday!!!

ONCE AGAIN SLOW ASS DAY....

Good News for Frogs though...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7438205.stm


I GOT SOME ART STUFF I'LL POST ON MONDAY IF NOBODY HAS SEEN IT YET. UNTIL THEN CHEERS.

OOOO FOUND SOMETHING COOL!!

ZOMBIE CATERPILLARS!!!
http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn14053-zombie-caterpillars-controlled-by-voodoo-wasps.html?feedId=online-news_rss20


it just goes to show, that insects are badass and they will once again rule this earth.

RAZORBACK RECORDS SHIRT!!!!

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FOREBODING!!!!! QUALITY DEATH MEATAL!!!

This is a new project of Rogga (Paganizer, Ribspreader, Revolting, Demiurg) and Elektrokutioner (Decrepitaph, BEWARE!, Skincrawler, Bastard Cross) of pure DEATH METAL!!!

FOREBODING is somewhat of a mix of Bolt Thrower and Asphyx with lyrical themes of war and extinction.



We are working on a 3 song demo called 'Possessed Demonic Battalions' which will be up and downloadable on the page in a week or so!!

Soon after that, work will begin on a FOREBODING full length album! If any labels are interested in helping us release it, please get in touch with us!

Please REPOST this and help us get the word out there!

-I-
Elektrokutioner
www. myspace. com/foreboding666


Thats all for now...nothing really new on the crypto front....check my gayspace page for other great bands to check out, http://www.myspace.com/nevfuck

SLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWW MORRRRRRRNNNNINGGG.......

MONKEY STEALS A PUPPY, WITH CUTEST FUCKING PICS EVER.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1023111/Pictured-The-monkey-mother-lost-baby---adopted-puppy-dog-instead.html?ITO=1490


PREDICTIONS FROM 100 HUNDRED YEARS AGO:
http://www.yorktownhistory.org/homepages/1900_predictions.htm


IN OTHER NEWS!

CIM IS ALMOST HERE! I'm going to this for many reasons, the main on its Massacre's last show pretty much ever. So get your tickets now and go!!(click on the flyer to see it in full view)



thats all for now, i'll be back with more possibly today!

BLOOD SUCKERS, PREHISTORIC SALAMANDERS, AND GLISTENING TITS!

SKYNET LAUNCH POSTPONED, ARNOLD SIGHS WITH RELIEF
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7419751.stm

MISSING LINK OF SALAMANDERS
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-05/uoc-aml052008.php

WOLVERINE TUNRS INTO A FROG, SABERTOOTH LAUGHS WITH DELITE.
http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/2008/528/2

MYTHICAL MOTH REDISCOVERED
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7430816.stm

KISSING BUGS USED IN PLACE OF NEEDLES, HERION ADDICTS GRAB THEIR BUG NETS AND START LOOKING.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7425073.stm


Thats all for now!!!

WOW long time.....

yea...i think im going to start posting here again with cool crypto/animal related news. I think we can all agree that anything about mystical or prehistoric beasts rule.

UNKNOWN TRIBE DISCOVERED!! SUCK IT CANNIBALS!!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/05/30/brazil.tribes/index.html

FLYING DINOSAURS SUCKED AT FLYING, LITTLE FOOT MISSES MOTHER AND TREE STAR.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080529-dinosaurs-picture.html

NEW SCORPION DISCOVERED!! REUNION TOUR IN THE WORKS.
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/r-caribensis/

GECKO FOUND IN CHICKEN EGG, MEMORIAL FOR THE GEICO CHARACTER SATURDAY.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/16/2246597.htm


thats all for now, this blog will be updated every week day!! SO KEEP WATCHING!!!


HAILS!